Editor’s Note: Don’t worry, this is satire. But we do have a great resource if you need your own “RealWriter” — check out our page of Copyblogger Certified Content Marketers!)
Finally, after years of clumsy, clunky automated tools for “spinning,” scraping, regurgitating, and extruding low-quality content, we’ve found a solution.
This resource produces sharp, smart, audience-engaging content every time. Over time, it even calibrates itself to produce more effective headlines, to tailor content to the precise needs of your audience and customers, and to automatically generate semantically relevant alternative keyword phrases.
We’re calling this resource RealWriter — and if you don’t implement it for your content marketing program, you’re missing out.