Earlier this week, I went to Target and noticed that they’d already put up the Christmas decorations. Have a look.
This was just a few days into November. I’m not ready to think about Christmas! I’m offended at the implication that I should be thinking about Christmas. I’m offended that they seem to think I’m dumb enough to think they’re just trying to decorate. Be honest, Target. Make the signs read simply, “Consume!”
This marketing thing has gone too far! We must stop buying things and telling people to buy things! Revolution! Let’s spearhead a return to bows and arrows and caves and river water!