How the Grinch Stole Your Authority

Every Who
Down in Who-ville
Craved authority a lot …

But the Grinch,
Who lived just North of Who-ville,
Did NOT!

Now, Authority Intensive is not until May,
But your wallet may suffer if the Grinch has his way.

This particular Grinch is procrastination, you see.
Those who register by year’s end are pleased as can be.

But those who wait longer might not be happy at all.
Left out with their marketing brains two sizes too small.

Join us for smart speakers, plus parties and mingling.
You’ll leave with a roadmap and a mind that’s a-tingling.

So register now, without further delay …
Ensuring your brain grows three sizes in May!

And if this post has you contemplating a noose,
You’ll have to forgive me — I’m no Dr. Seuss.

Join us May 7-9, 2014 in Denver, Colorado

Save $500 when you register for Authority Intensive before December 31, 2013 at 6 pm Pacific time. And enjoy your Grinch-free Holiday Season!

About the author

Brian Clark

Brian Clark is CEO of Rainmaker Digital, founder of Copyblogger, host of Unemployable, and evangelist for the Rainmaker Platform.

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  1. Awesome and inspiring content. Thank you!

  2. Not a bad try Brian. It seems like children’s stories and Dr. Seuss are popular on Copyblogger this month….

  3. Seems interesting, thanks for the heads up!

  4. Authority Intensive should be a great learning expereince for people new to content marketing and building thought leadership authority.

  5. Wow, I guess thats why this is THE CopyBlogger. What a creative way to market. I truly enjoyed it.

  6. You’ve built a beautiful landing page for the event. Too bad I live on the other side of the ocean and my company doesn’t have yet the resources to send me to this type of events.

    Regarding procrastination, I think is the main source for a lot of innovation and sales, the closer to the deadline, the more focused to finish your work you are or the more inclined to solve your problems by buying stuff you are.